GAYS REWRITE BIBLE

"Horror In The Wind” Writer/Producer/Director Max Mitchell announced today that Revision Studios will publish a pro gay translation of The Bible.  “There is solid evidence that Adam and Eve were both women,” says Mitchell  Recently banned by Allen Theaters, “Horror In The Wind” is about two biogeneticists whose formula reverses the whole world’s sexual orientation. 

November 24, 2008, Alamogordo, NM – “Horror In The Wind” Writer/Producer/Director Max Mitchell announced today that Revision Studios will publish a new translation of The Bible in which God says gay is better than straight.  Mitchell will also adapt and direct the Gay Bible as a two-part miniseries: The Gay Old Testament and The Gay New Testament. “There are many different versions of the Bible, I don’t see why we can’t have one,” explained Mitchell. 

Made for under $53,000, sci fi comedy “Horror In The Wind (trailer),” has been banned by Allen Theaters of New Mexico.  NBC nightly news recently reported that Allen Theaters refused to screen the locally produced comedy because it is too political.  “Horror In The Wind” is about two bio-geneticists whose Formula 4708 reverses the whole world’s sexual orientation. 

Allen Theaters, the only Cineplex in Alamogordo where the film was shot, was asked by Weber to do a single late night screening to comply with Screen Actors Guild regulations.  According to theater owner, Russell Allen, it is “too political.”  Alamogordo, famous for being the town that burned the Harry Potter books, is referenced in the movie. 

Allen Theaters screens mostly extremely violent films.  “They are offended by political comedy but have no problem screening wall to wall graphic violence,” said writer director Max Mitchell.  “Russell Allen thinks that violence and murder is better than laughter.  So much for family values.”  

When NBC News showed up with a camera at Allen’s Cineplex in Alamogordo, the manager refused to be interviewed on camera.  Allen did not return phone calls made by NBC News reporter Katie Ryan. 

“Horror In The Wind” is set in 2017 when Pat Robertson and James Dobson win the White House with a campaign theme of the “War on Sex.”  Robertson spreads an untested sex suppression formula throughout the world.  To everyone’s shock, Formula 4708 does not suppress sex drive but changes it.  Within a week the entire world is gay.  Eventually people prefer it and amend the constitution to ban heterosexual marriage.

“I got the idea for the Gay Bible from “Horror In The Wind,” says Mitchell.  “Horror” opens at the Guild Cinema in Albuquerque on December 12.  Rising star, Perren Hedderson (“Hero Tomorrow”) leads the cast of 50 New Mexico actors. 

Mitchell claims God came to him in a dream and commanded him to write the "Gay Bible."  He is determined to publish the Bible exactly as God asked. Not as others think it should be.

Mitchell says that God spoke at length to him about Jesus being gay. God also said that Adam and Eve were really two women whose fused vaginas gave birth to Cain and Abel. God said that the snake impregnated both Eves and was father to Cain and Abel. When Cain killed Abel, he and all his progeny were punished by God with an eternity of heterosexual marriage.

Inspired by her many good works, the new Bible will be the Princess Diana Bible. According to Mitchell, "There are 116 versions of the Bible, why is any of them better than ours?"

Contact:  Dick Weber 575-682-3240 or EMAIL DICK WEBER

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Comedy “Horror In The Wind” Banned In New Mexico.
Indie comedy “Horror In The Wind,” has been banned by Allen Theaters of New Mexico.  Revision Studios reports that Allen Theaters refused to screen the locally produced comedy because it is too political.  “Horror In The Wind” is about two biogeneticists whose Formula 4708 reverses the whole world’s sexual orientation. 

November 10, 2008, Alamogordo, NM – Made for under $53,000, sci fi comedy “Horror In The Wind (trailer),” has been banned by Allen Theaters of New Mexico.  Dick Weber, Executive Producer at Revision Studios, reports that Allen Theaters refused to screen the locally produced comedy because it is too political.  “Horror In The Wind” tells the story of two biogeneticists who invent an airborne formula that accidentally reverses the whole world’s sexual orientation. 
Allen Theaters, the only Cineplex in Alamogordo where the film was shot, was asked by Weber to do a single late night screening to comply with Screen Actors Guild regulations.  According to theater owner, Russell Allen, it is “too political.”  Alamogordo, famous for being the town that burned the Harry Potter books, is referenced in the movie. 
Allen Theaters screens mostly extremely violent films.  “They are offended by political comedy but have no problem screening wall to wall graphic violence,” said writer director Max Mitchell.  “Russell Allen thinks that violence and murder is better than laughter.  So much for family values.”  
“Horror In The Wind” is set in 2017 when Pat Robertson and James Dobson win the White House with a campaign theme of the “War on Sex.”  Religious fanatic Robertson steals an untested sex suppression formula and spreads it throughout the world.  To everyone’s shock, the untested Formula 4708 does not suppress sex drive but changes it.  Within a week the entire world transforms from 90% heterosexual to 90% homosexual.
“Horror” opens at the Guild Cinema in Albuquerque on December 12.  Rising star, Perren Hedderson (“Hero Tomorrow”) leads the cast of 50 New Mexico actors.  The sci fi comedy was shot mostly in southern New Mexico as well as Canada, Washington, New York, London, Paris and Rome.  
Mitchell wrote and directed the award winning comedy, “Get Your Stuff” (2000) about gays adopting children.  “Horror In The Wind” explores gay rights, religion in government, and biogenetics. 
“In spite of the comedic nature of the project, I have to confess that the biogenetics research scared the hell out of me,” admits Mitchell.  “Most people are probably not aware of discoveries in biogenetics that may one day, in the wrong hands, wreak havoc on our lives.  This story looks at a scenario in which religious fanatics get a hold of an untested formula.”
“James Dobson in a jockstrap! Scared the livin’ daylights outta’ me.”  Flo Daniels, Flo TV. 
“They had me until they rewrote the Bible.” Dan Lafferty, Fax News.

GAYS FIGHT PROP EIGHT WITH PROP STRAIGHT

Left wing radical gays announced a new strategy to overturn Proposition Eight with Proposition Straight. Gays, led by Al Gutsy of San Diego, plan to ask churches who supported Proposition 8 to help them come to Jesus. When Christians come to their homes or meet them at church, gay radicals will seduce them, compromise them, and sodomize them. James Dobson, of Focus on the Family, said today that Christians will not be hoodwinked by sexual terrorism masquerading as spiritual bankruptcy.

Mormons, however, have shown up in droves at gay and lesbian homes anxious to share the Book of Mormon. In many cases, these missionaries have left the church. The missionaries' position on this is that it is worth the risk to make converts. Rumors swirl about gay polygamy in the wake of these defections which may or may not undermine the undermining of Prop 8.

If you opposed Prop 8 and want to do something about it, says Gutsy, get in touch with the Mormons, they will be at your door with literature faster than Domino's Pizza. And if that doesn't work, try Focus On The Family, they will want to convert you to heterosexual and when they're not looking, you can do some missionary work on them.